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Best Selling Subtle Pattern Ornaments

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Macaron Peens Pattern Ornament

Macaron Peens Pattern Ornament

Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!

Penis Hearts Pattern Ornament

Penis Hearts Pattern Ornament

Valentine, you make my heart SWELL! You make it absolutely THROB! I'm feel like my love for you is CLIMAXING!

Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Ornament

Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Ornament

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Thanksgiving Peens Pattern Ornament

Thanksgiving Peens Pattern Ornament

Fall, where the leaves drop, and the penis rises - apparently... this subtle NSFW hidden penis pattern is inspired by fall, and Thanksgiving! Trick your family members with this pattern, and maybe gift it to your crazy uncle!

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Ornament

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Ornament

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Christmas Peens Pattern Ornament

Christmas Peens Pattern Ornament

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Unicorn Penis Pattern Ornament

Unicorn Penis Pattern Ornament

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Ornament

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Ornament

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Ornament

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Ornament

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Taco Vulvas Pattern Ornament

Taco Vulvas Pattern Ornament

Wow, tacos are so great, those look... are those... vaginas? Take these taco vulvas out for dinner and see if anyone can see the subtle NSFW images in the ingredients!

Penis Plants Pattern Ornament

Penis Plants Pattern Ornament

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Dick Academia Pattern Ornament

Dick Academia Pattern Ornament

Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??

NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Ornament

NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Ornament

Wow, wouldn't you like to see these vaginal Valentines and dickish delights in your next heart shaped box oof chocolates? Maybe, these chocolates are a little - genital....

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Ornament

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Ornament

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Into the Unknown Pattern Ornament

Into the Unknown Pattern Ornament

Did you get lost wandering the woods and got caught up in several ghost stories? Ain't that just the way! Get yourself home and make some friends along the way with this autumnal themed pattern!

Pastel Penis Pattern Ornament

Pastel Penis Pattern Ornament

Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

Halloweenies Pattern Ornament

Halloweenies Pattern Ornament

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

Mushmaids Pattern Ornament

Mushmaids Pattern Ornament

Mushroom mermaids exist, mushmaids, and they are so much fun(gi)! mushrooms.

GameBee Pattern Ornament

GameBee Pattern Ornament

Real gamers remember the original Gamebee. Sooth that nostalgic sting as you comb through the memories with this sweet pattern of bee consoles!

Donut Pattern Ornament

Donut Pattern Ornament

Let donuts make you go nuts with this adorably cute, colorful and delicious, donut pattern pillow! Cuddle up with this sweet treat and dream of a sweet treat wonderland full of cupcakes, donuts, and pastries! Pair this pillow pattern with the "Donut Touch Me" pillow to create a wonderful sweet sassy set.

Basketballs Pattern Ornament

Basketballs Pattern Ornament

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Footballs Pattern Ornament

Footballs Pattern Ornament

Get your game on with this fun football pattern! Nothing says "football fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Baseballs Pattern Ornament

Baseballs Pattern Ornament

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Ornament

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Ornament

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Avocado Toast Pattern Ornament

Avocado Toast Pattern Ornament

Avocado toast. The classic, trendy, indulgent, and always delicious! Pair it with your fave toppings and you have the quintessential 21st century snack.

Retro Fall Love Pattern Ornament

Retro Fall Love Pattern Ornament

Show off your groovy and retro fall vibes with this mid-century modern pattern. Lovers of fall, fall fashion, and pumpkin spice, this one's for you!

Christmas Cats Pattern Ornament

Christmas Cats Pattern Ornament

These adorable kitties make the PURRFECT fluffy addition to furry and fun Christmas! An a-meow-zing gift for the cat people in your life this holiday season!

Cute Macarons Pattern Ornament

Cute Macarons Pattern Ornament

Macaron lovers unite with this adorable pattern! Macarons are, without a doubt, among one of the cutest foods out there.

Cake Decoration Pattern Ornament

Cake Decoration Pattern Ornament

Nothing is more satisfying to look at than some really well made cake decorations! How do they do it!?

Simple Halloween Pattern Ornament

Simple Halloween Pattern Ornament

Slip into the minimalist simple spooky night of halloween with this cute pattern featuring tombstones, coffins, candles, skulls, ghost and other cute occult symbols!

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